MINDERS 91

Minders 91 Since we last saw him in Bumcrack, Kayden has moved up in the service and now heads a police station in GE City. Vienna: And you got nothing on him? Officer Sophie: Nothing – he might as well have been on his driving test! Kayden: Morning ladies. So what piece of City scum are we after today? Vienna: Anything but scum boss! It’s Mr Porn, Forest Porn, the head of Forest Pharmaceuticals and lord knows what else. Kayden: So why are we after this pillar of our community? Explain to me while I have my morning doughnut. Vienna: Strictly speaking, we aren’t after him. Officer Sophie: No, see he has a Minder and she’s worried ‘cause he bought a very powerful motorbike. She asked me to take a look at the traffic cameras. Vienna: I’ve seen him out on the road – with his Minder. All looked pretty clean to me. Officer Sophie: (thinks) I must wipe those tapes with him riding without a helmet or I could be on school crossing patrol duty! Kayden: He’s got no record on the Department’s database. We can’t devote resources to a Minder’s suspicions. Vienna: Agreed boss. If he doesn’t get flagged up for anything, we don’t go looking. Officer Sophie: OK. I’ll be keeping an eye on the traffic cams – there’s three mad guys started delivering pizzas on Big Wheels and their riding skills leave a lot to be desired! Kayden: Sounds good. Bring them in sooner rather than later Sophie – we don’t want to be doing DNA analysis on crash debris only to find it’s fucking pepperoni!