MINDERS 224

Minders 224 Smokey: So, about the fish, you want me to abandon my holiday? I paid a lot to hire this yacht for the week. Penguin: Not necessarily. If you don’t actually need the fish you could put them back. Smokey: Don’t they die very quickly when they’re out of water? Penguin: You’d be surprised. Provided you unhook then quickly at least 90% survive. Smokey: Well I suppose I could put most of them back but I do like eating fish. Penguin: If you take just one of those large tuna each day that would be a lot of fish for you to get through. Smokey: Fair point. So, if I keep one and get it frozen down to take home you’ll not frighten the shit out of me again? Penguin: I won’t and the rest of the colony won’t either. We have a deal? Smokey: Deal. I’ll just keep one tuna each day. Must hope I pick the biggest. Smokey: (thinks) What the fuck just happened? I can’t believe I just had a conversation with a giant penguin. Fei: Smokey? What’s the matter? You look – I don’t know – a bit frightened. Smokey: I think I must have been dreaming – I though I had a conversation with a 10 foot penguin that appeared on the deck. Fei: Not sure about the dreaming – what left that big puddle on the deck?