MINDERS 202

Minders 202 Tia: It’s been too long since we had a chance to sit down for a drink together. Fei: Too right! I’ve hardly seen you for it seems like weeks. Tia: It is weeks – I’ve been working with Forest on the revamp of the pub. Fei: But that’s finished now isn’t it – I thought I saw a sign for opening night. Tia: Yes, that was last night and he’s down there tonight to see how things are going. Fei: On his own – aren’t you worried about him coming home? Tia: No worry – Pepper will bring him back after closing and I made sure she had the pop-up toilet app on her phone. Fei: He’s not going to be drunk is he? Tia: Maybe a little merry but he sticks to beer in the pub – it’s the ageing bladder that’s his problem. Fei: Merry I can handle – pissed as a newt is another matter. Tia: Oh dear – Smokey been misbehaving again? Fei: And how! Why do you think I sent him to bed early tonight with no brandy? Tia: Whatever’s he been up to now? Fei: Well down to – he went down to the Pink Panther last night. I thought still in the building, should be safe. Tia: And obviously it wasn’t. Fei: No it wasn’t. I went down to remind him it was about time to come up and found him stripping on the stage! Tia: What on earth possessed him to do that? Fei: He and two other idiots got into a shot drinking contest with a cheerleader. They lost.