MINDERS 108

Heavy 1: Now ladies, nothing to worry about if you just come along with us. Tia: What the …… are you kidnapping us? Fei: Tia, I think these may be the guys we saw the police report about – it might be best to go along with them. Heavy 2: That’s sensible lady! You resist and you wouldn’t be worth kidnapping if you get my meaning. Heavy 1: Here you are Boss – all in pristine condition! Barbra: Good work! Yes, I think these two will do nicely. Fei: Do what nicely? We’re not here of our own free will. We demand an explanation. Tia: Just a minute – I recognise you! You’re the agent who showed us round the flat and passed out drunk in the kitchen! Barbra: Too fuckin’ right I am Sheila! And you lot snitching on me lost me that job, so now it’s revenge time! You’ll be dancing and entertaining my customers. Show them to the dressing room Mr B, I want to see them in costume! Heavy 1: (thinks) So do I! Barbra: Oh yes, I think the customers will find these two very entertaining, don’t you Mr B? Heavy 1: Absolutely! A very fine pair! Fei: You said ‘dancing and entertaining’ – just how ‘entertaining’ did you mean? Heavy 1: Surely you’ve heard about this place? Tia: As a den of debauchery? I don’t believe all I hear! Barbra: Well you fuckin’ well should! At the Moulin Rouge the words ‘entertaining’ and ‘panties’ don’t go together. Now get back to the dressing room – you’ll be on stage at 8!