Alyssa

Hey KJ here. So my cousin Kenny called and said that he was going to send a girl over from the club that just wasn't working out there, I asked him what was wrong with her and he told me "She's not a very good dancer and well as a waitress she's a klutz she's spilled more drinks than she's served, plus she really doesn't have the right look for most of the girls here. Don't get me wrong she's cute as fuck but she's a little too tiny and well she's a bit of a #sticc but she's got this cute chubby chipmunk like face"...I asked him just how tiny she was and his response was "Smaller than your wife, she's only like four foot something and seventy or seventy five pounds" Okay first off to be smaller than Evie she would have to be really fucking small because Evie is only like four foot nine. Well as soon as she got here and I saw her I was like "HOLY FUCK, she is tiny". She has to be at least four foot six and that's with her heels on.. Any way her name is Alyssa and she just turned eighteen a few months ago. I had asked her if her shirt was a joke but she told me "Oh no I only fuck guys that are at least twelve inches, do you have someone at least that big for me today"....Well I think we might but looking at how small she is and well how tiny that ass is I'm not sure she can actually fit twelve inches