MINDERS 207

Minders 207 Smokey: I was thinking of going away for a few days – if you don’t mind being left alone old man. Forest: I’m sure Tia and I can survive without you! What have you got in mind? Smokey: I got a tip from an old mate at City Hall – yacht charter for sea fishing. Thought I’d give it a try. Forest: Just be careful if there’s any young female crew – we don’t want you getting drunk and falling overboard. Tia: You heard that? Sounds like you’re going on a little cruise! Fei: Yes – well if it’s a charter yacht at least he won’t be in charge of navigation and we won’t get lost in a forest. Tia: No but there’s other possibilities – better pack your water wings in case you have a Smokey overboard. Fei: Tia dear, my tits may not be as big as yours but they still keep me afloat! Forest: I’ve heard a bit about those trips – I hope it’s a reputable company running the boat. Smokey: My mate said they’re very good – in fact they’re called ‘None Better’, he gave me their number. Forest: I’d do some checks if I were you, on the company and your accident insurance! Fei: And just when are you proposing this is going to happen Smokey? Smokey: Don’t fuss Forest! And the sooner the better Fei – I’ll tell you when I’ve called them in the morning. Fei: I’d better sort through your wardrobe ready for packing then – if you’ve got anything respectable for yacht wear. Smokey: Of course I have, and you’d better get yourself something to wear on the sundeck – unless you fancy tanning naked. Tia: (thinks) Why am I not surprised he suggested that …….