MINDERS 189

Minders 189 Erika: What a Journey! Still, now I’ve found you I’d better start getting you back to civilisation. Forest: We’re very glad to see you Erika. I’m hoping you know where we are. Erika: Of course I do. We got your location from the phone signal when you finally called in. Forest: We were lucky to find this watchtower, we’d only been walking for about half an hour when all the mobile signals disappeared. Erika: You walked here – so where did you start from? Smokey: We’d booked a little cabin for a few days. Went for a walk, phones went down, no compass, and just got more and more lost. Erika: You say ‘cabin’. Do you mean that one that’s advertised as ‘Cabin in the Woods’ on ThriBnB? Forest: Yes. It looked great in the ad’s – well it is great, just we don’t know where it is now. Erika: You dummies! It’s only 2 miles from here. Forest: You mean we’ve been walking round in circles? Smokey: (thinks) I thought some of those trees were looking a bit familiar Erika: Or one big circle. Now, if we get back to the cabin you’ve left the ‘bus there? Smokey: Oh yes, Christopher Columbus here made it that far!