MINDERS 126

Minders 126 Belial: Well that’s the review – you’re in agreement? Erika: Yes, when you take the input I can make into account, I think he’s redundant. Belial: Precisely. You’ll be far more hands on the Mal was. Erika: Do you want me to tell him? Belial: No, I’ll keep that pleasure for myself! Bear: You wanted to see me boss? Belial: Ah Balls. Yes I do. Bear: Nothing wrong I hope? Belial: That depends on your definition of ‘wrong’. Erika and I have been doing your appraisal. Bear: She did say she’d be talking with Mal about my duties. Belial: Not just your duties, we’ve been assessing your performance as well. Bear: I think I’ve done pretty well – waking up those two old men and sorting out transport. Belial: By ‘waking up’ I assume you mean crashing through their skylight and trashing their bedroom? And ‘transport’ means a helicopter and a luxury limousine? Bear: I thought we needed to keep the company profile high end. Mal did talk about budgets later. Belial: Balls, you’ve made a total balls up of your brief, you have to admit that. Bear: No – I got us headlines! Belial: Balls, you’re an expensive liability and you’re fired! This is reality, not Reality TV. Send your uniform back when you’ve had it cleaned.