MINDERS 111

Heavy 1: Welcome to the Moulin Rouge, ladies. Forgive me asking – you do know this is a stripclub? Forestella: Young man, just because we’re post-menopausal doesn’t mean my wife & I don’t still appreciate seeing young girls performing. Heavy 1: Oh, of course, yes, my apologies ma’am. I was just trying to make sure you didn’t suffer any embarrassment when the show starts. Forestella: Apology accepted. Now, seats by the stage and someone to get us drinks! Heavy 2: Can I help you down the steps ma’am? Smoketina: Why, how very gallant of you! I could manage fine but I will take your hand, thank you. Heavy 2: (thinks) 💖💖💖 What a MILF! Is she les or bi? Heavy 1: Those girls dance surprisingly well! Barbra: Yeeees …… makes you wonder where they learnt to work together like that …….. Heavy 1: We’ll find out sometime – meanwhile they could be good little earners. Barbra: I’m hoping so! Those two old pussy suckers seem taken by them. Heavy 1: How did you know? You couldn’t have heard the blonde mention her wife when they came in. Barbra: Trust me! I can spot a les at 50 paces! Forestella: You see who’s behind the bar? That damned letting agent. Smoketina: This is starting to make sense then – a revenge kidnap! Forestella: She probably wouldn’t recognise us but better call the doorman if we want to get the girls into a booth. Smoketina: Right. Doesn’t look like the girls have recognised us – either that or they’re damned good actresses.