Pirates of GE29

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Pirates of GE29

You are listening to WNUT Pirate Radio broadcasting covertly somewhere in GE City. Your host is Mo Lester Bangson. A man who calls radio personality pundit, Rash Lipbalm, a pussy for not being Right enough! Mo digs up the dirt in GE City that is so filthy, it makes mudwrestling lesbians look clean by comparison! Now, the man who reeks because he refuses to bathe in fluoridated and/or bottled water - MO LESTER BANGSON! I wish it was a good evening, GE City but I have been given photos of privateers in action. Sick, godless heathens in various states of debauchery. The problem? These photos were taken before cameras existed! They were procured from our own archives division of City Hall. I was even told that a photo that we were not able to obtain features someone that looks like our own current Mayor! How could this be possible, Mayor Smokey? Are your battles with Fort Amo on the edge of town just a cover up of this find? Tonight we will ask the hard questions here on WNUT! We will return after these messages from our primary sponsor, Spelss' Munitions and Title Pawn Outlet...
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