MINDERS 84

Minders 84 Forest: Time for explanations – you left here looking fit and then I find you doubled up and walking with a stick! Whatever happened:? Smokey: I took Fei to a fancy boutique as a treat and just asked if they had a gag for her as a joke – next thing I knew – no pants, she’s yanking on my dick like it’s a garden weed and I’m feeling her trainers on my balls! Forest: That certainly doesn’t sound like correct behaviour for a trained Minder – you should have a word with Mal. Smokey: That’s not all! She then got me ‘dressed’ with this jockstrap made for a five year old! That’s why I was walking funny with the stick! Forest: Ouch! I hope the after dinner brandies eased the pain. Smokey: Yes, but it still keeps coming back into my mind. Anyway – what happened to make you let Tia drive the Roller? Forest: It was bad enough – but I think I got off lightly compared to you! She took me to the gym. Smokey: Gym? That’s the place for Lycra and six packs isn’t it? I don’t see that as your natural haunt old man. Forest: Neither do I but she had a point, I could do with a bit of exercise these days. Smokey: So what went wrong? Forest: She got me on this ‘cross trainer’ thing. It’s all confuserised according to your age – she put me on a 60 year old’s program and it was just too much for me. Smokey: But she knows your age doesn’t she? Forest: Yes, but the gym programmers are as bad as some damned sex game site – they don’t believe anyone can be over 60! Smokey: We’ve got to get these girls in hand!