MINDERS 81

Minders 81 Forest: The hot shower felt good – now you’d better rub some of this into my legs and shoulders before I seize up for good! Tia: Err ….. OK, but what is it? Forest: This Tia is Uncle Forest’s Magic Lotion. Tia: Uncle … Forest’s? So is that anything to do with you? Forest: An old family recipe which made my fortune and pays your wages young lady! Tia: How silly of me – I should have recognised you from the picture on the bottle! Forest: My Great Uncle Forest who invented it – we do bear a striking resemblance. Tia: So where do you want this Forest? Forest: Shoulders, thighs and calves should do – and you should massage it well in. Tia: I can manage that – we are all trained in massage. Forest: And afterwards wash your hands before you get changed. We make no claims but it is rumoured to promote breast enlargement and you don’t really need that, do you? Tia: Are you feeling better now Forest? You looked OK as you walked in. Forest: I am always amazed at the efficacy of UFML – the whisky helps too! Now, have you ordered the taxi? Tia: No – there’s no problem, I can drive us back – it’ll save having to come back for your car. Forest: You? The Rolls is a bit different to your Mini. Tia: It’s got a steering wheel and pedals and they do just the same things on both Forest. Anyway, I’ve driven big cars for clients before so I know what I’m doing.