The Facts of Life
The Facts of Life
A pretty 18 year old blond ingenue shows up on the set of her first porn film. The hard-bitten cynical 18 year old veteran of 500 porn films who has been in "the business" for six months gives her some advice: 1) Always get the cash up front 2) Never do anal for less than $1,000 3) Shave your pussy 4) Make THEM pay for the boob job 5) Never do ATM unless the guy uses a rubber 6) Trademark your name so you can get the legal rights to the .com and .net domain names 7) Make sure your porn name uses the same letter for the first and last names, e.g. Betty Butterfinger 8) Always be on time 9) Look into the camera when he cums on your face 10) You know you're a star when you only have to do scenes with girls?
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- Type: screenshot
- Set: Butch Lipstick Productions Screenshots
- Visibility: Public
- Created: 1 decade ago
- Modified: 5 years ago
- tags: sandreane2, parody, masterom
- ID: 706378
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