lagit_CougarNecklace
Description
Does that nice MILF Cougar seem sad. Does she look at her reflection and wonder why she doesn't have stretch marks around her lips from sucking multiple cocks at the same time? Does she cruise Major League locker rooms and wonder why she's never dragged into the shower room for a nice, warm, soapy Gangbang? Does she sit comfortably and not wince like her Cougar friends who get pile drived in the pussy by the Local Members of the Chamber of Commerce? Is a DP thought of as ONLY Double Parking??? Is that her problem ?? Well do something about it you FUCK!!! Get her this Cougar necklace! Made from melted down 386 and 486 core processors in our factory in China. (With genuine coke bottle shards crafted to look like fake gems) Let her proudly tell the world that she's Easy! Display the fact she'll fuck anything with a dick or reasonable facsimile thereof, Let it be known that not only will she share the Load, she'll SWALLOW the LOAD!!!! Put a smile on her face and a dick up her ass!!! Before you know it, she'll be getting gangbanged by homeless men, sexual deviates, drug addicts and GC Members everywhere!!! 29.95 in the US, 14.00 Euros in Europe, Who knows in Great Britain, I can't figure the Pounds out, 4 Chickens in 3rd world nations (which might be the US at any time). Allow 3 weeks for delivery except in Tibet in areas depending on Yak Caravans. If prohibited in your area we'll lie on the shipping label (Fuck 'Em) If product is not up to your satisfaction for any reason, Please Refer to our "Eat Shit and Die Policy".
