MEET THE PORNS

Forest: I am Forest Porn, oldest in the family and owner of Forest Pharmaceuticals, one of the biggest firms in GE City. I also clear up dog shit in the park. FatherForest: ()t5hinks) It's a wonder he doesn't have his face printed on his own brand condoms! Priscilla: (thinks) My older brother seems obsessed with his wealth but none of it comes my way! Father Forest: I am also Forest Porn, his twin. Since I was ordained I am known as 'Father Forest'. I have no idea why I was born the second twin. Forest: (thinks) You doubled up after I kicked you in the nuts whem Ma went into labour - no hard feelings, it's fetus against foetus in wombland! Priscilla: (thinks) Would anyone want to be 'Little Sister' to those two? Priscilla: I am Priscilla Porn - OK, I never married! I am younger than my two 'dear' brothers by rather more years than they would like to admit. Forest: (thinks) Yeah - Ma told me you were a mistake but I still love you 'Little Sis'! Father Forest: (thinks) Yeah - Ma told me you were a mistake but I still love you 'Little Sis'!