Royally Screwed

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Royally Screwed

Captain: "We must leave now, Your Highness! By nightfall these hills will be swarming with Orcs!" Queen Ginger: "Well thank you, Captain Obvious!" Queen GInger: "I can't believe my men ran and left me here! Cowards!" Goblin 1: "I guess Captain Obvious realized that you were royally fucked now, Your Highness!" Goblin 2: "The Warlord will want you cleaned up before we take you to him. That means we get to have your ass first!" Queen Ginger: "Not again! It's too big!" Goblin 2: "Listen up wench! I'm the Jailor! When the Warlord's not around, your ass belongs to me! Hehehe!" Queen Ginger: (thinking) If the Warlord's bigger than these Goblins, I'm in big trouble! (Possibly to be continued...)
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